Tuesday 23 January 2024

Doggy in the Cold

 Doggy in the Cold

The part of the continent that I live in can get pretty cold. During a recent January cold snap, the temperature hit -40 overnight (Celsius or Fahrenheit, its all the same at that temperature).

Anyway, I went out for a walk one brilliantly sunny afternoon, while it was still about -32 Celsius, and was strolling down an alley when I heard the ominous “grrrr”. I turned to my right to see a fairly small but truculent white dog (some sort of terrier I think) heading for me, with great enthusiasm. He had short legs, so as he hit the snow near the end of his yard, he began to be high-centered.

Then, he slowed down and gave up. His expression quickly changed from “Stay out, I’m guarding my territory” to “Ah, this is crazy, the hell with it”. I think he suddenly realized how cold it was, too. I saluted him, saying “Nice try, buddy, you did your best.”

I’m pretty sure that his owner had only let him out of the house for a few moments, for obvious reasons, as I could hear a door opening and closing a minute or two later, as I continued my winter walk.

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